2026 Season · Drafts Open Aug 3

The Airport
Maggiano's Bowl

A man sitting on a counter divider at a Maggiano's Little Italy in an airport, looking pensive

Dallas Airport Maggiano's. Christmastime. Head down. Never forget.

A college fantasy football league for the guys who already know exactly who they are.

Gentlemen, close your eyes and picture this:

It's Christmastime. There's a wreath on the hostess stand. Your friend Ryan Humphrey is head down, browned out, and nauseous in a sad plate of Dallas Airport Maggiano's after getting anally penetrated by a Texas Longhorn in their last-ever Big 12 championship game.

What's your first thought?

  • He looks like he needs help. I hope he's OK.
  • Sucks, but that first Pokes drive was probably electric.

If it was the latter, this league is for you.

Have you ever deserted your family in a Cider Mill corn maze on a fall Saturday to stream the 4th quarter of Illinois–Purdue on your phone?
Sweated out a Tarleton State upset during your third U8 girls soccer game of the day?
Screamed "FUCK" inside HomeGoods while your wife shops for candles because Josh Hoover BLOWS?
The Setup

How This Actually Works

We're playing on Yahoo's new College Fantasy Football format — built for 2026, and finally built for a sport that isn't just the NFL's little brother anymore.

Player Pool

Power 4 + Notre Dame

Every draftable player comes from the Big Ten, SEC, Big 12, ACC, or Notre Dame. A condensed pool means a tighter, more competitive draft — no digging through Group of 5 depth charts.

Draft

Auction Style

We're drafting via auction, not snake. Everyone gets a budget and has to actually decide what a healthy Cole Ballard is worth to them.

New for 2026

Team Offense Slot

Yahoo's headline addition: draft an entire team's offense as one roster spot. It scores on touchdowns, total yards, made field goals, and wins — and bleeds points on turnovers and losses.

Rosters

18 Players Deep

Bigger than standard NFL fantasy (15) to account for the transfer portal chaos, NIL, and freshmen who are somehow already starting.

Starters: QB · RB · RB · WR · WR · TE · FLEX · FLEX · 1 Team Offense

No defensive starters — like Lincoln Riley.

Draft Opens: Aug 3, 2026
Scoring Starts: Week 1, Sept 3, 2026
Season-long · Head-to-head weekly matchups

League format, scoring, and dates sourced from Yahoo Sports' official announcement of College Fantasy Football (July 2026). Full details at yahoofantasy.com/college.

Word On The Street

Testimonial From Jordan O'Grady

Jordan O'Grady
I don't know shit about fuck when it comes to college but I'm down. I already let a bunch of 20 year olds determine my mood on a Sunday so I may as well let teenagers ruin my Saturdays as well❤️
JO
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Frequently Asked Questions

FAQ

1. Will it be fun, chaotic, and wet?
Funner than Georgia Tech's power spread offense ran by a clinically dead Haynes King Chaotic as Mario Cristobal in an obvious kneel-down situation Wetter than Lane Kiffin and Coach O's Family Football Camp for Girls (This is a real event. Google it. Hanish is already registered for next year).
2. What do I tell my wife?
Nothing. You're just doing for the next 8 weeks. Say yes to the blueberry patch. Help her sister move. Get her a surprise sweet treat with a note containing the 100+ differences between her and her mother. Most importantly — DBAP.
3. What about fees and payout?
$100 per man. Third place gets their money back. Second place wins $300. League winner receives $800, which should cover two billable hours for your future family law attorney in the divorce.